Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Rocky - Dogblog

Hello, I'm Rocky....**yawn**... in my favourite posture.

Today is moody, I've slept for very long hours . See, I sleep until my eyes swollen. A sudden urge to pee has waken me up. Damn... I feel wet today! **woof...soof..sniff** Mummy better come back early to stroll me outside so that I can pee or else I'm going to wet my bedroom again... and get scold.

Eve is my mum, but sometimes she change her name to Deer, I'm not sure why but dad always call her deer, but mum doesn't look like a deer at all lor. The funny thing is, dad's name also Deer! I can never understand , just like I can never understand why my mum always has to bath me whenever I smell so good and sexy.

My Dad like to call me funny names..sniff... He called me:
1) Milk Chocolate (because of my fur colour),
2) Pocky
3) Ru Ji (Rocky) Chi Pan (Sauce Marinated Chicken wings... my favourite food!)
4) Rookie

Once a neighbour kid want to be friend with me, but I declined the friendship because he called me Lorry! Why human like to call each other animal name or vehicle name?

My full time job is sleeping, and be very afraid of cockroach. Dad say I boy, cannot be afraid of cockroach, but I inherited this from mum lah, not my fault!

My happiest moment is whenever I get a chance to stroll outside. I get so excited that I will start to pee and poo everywhere. Mum like to collect my poo poo too.
I like swimming also. Once dad brought me to Sembawang Park to swim. It was fun but quite scary also. That time I nearly cried when dad lead me to swim in deep water...I almost out of breath and I thought I was going to drown. At that very moment, I was hoping there will be no cockroach in heaven. Dad still laugh at me until today.

Yawn....I need to get some sleep again...so that I can temporarily forget I need to pee. Mum always thought I'm a lazy dog, she never understand my difficulty...sniff...sniff... aiii.. why parents always like that.

-For Rocky, our dog

V

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