A minor accident

Last night, I rearranged the TV set, to make it more "viewable" from the sofa set. Then the perfectionist me want to make sure the TV is aligned parallel to the audience, so even a 1degree angle deviation is considered a lousy job done.

I was sitting down at the coffee table trying to adjust the TV set and...WHAMP!...me and my royal butt crashed the glass top and broke the wooden frame.

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I was confused for that split second (NO, I didn't scream like a horrified lady) when my butt "penetrated" thru the glass top, but I was also able to hold on to the edge of the remaining frames at the same time and safe my butt. I don't want to look like a porcupine with bleeding backside.

After accident evaluation: I got some minor bruises at my back and arm. I have also came to a conclusion that it is not my fault (I am slightly overweight at this time but that's normal for a middle age man recovering from winter hibernation..hehe). I told myself I will never ever sit on any kind of table in Egypt again!

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My health supplement pills. I counted the number of pills I need to consume daily before I meet my wife again, and put them into this bottle. When the bottle becomes empty, it means my wife will be next to me.

-VINcE